Vivienne Westood, Coco Chanel, Marc Jacobs, Ralph Lauren (to name a few) are all people – as evidenced by a three shirt rotation and faded brogues – I do not know. On the fashion arrow of time, I find myself firmly in the menswear department of Next – too old to tolerate being called dude at River Island but just about managing to stave off the inevitable decline into the undeniably fantastic value of George at Asda.
Muddy Puddle fashion, however… right up my street.
Key Stage One spent the day creating outdoor outfits for their stick figure models (insert generic Twiggy joke here) scavenged from around the schools grounds.
Apologies if some of the poses are a little, wait for it… wooden.
